JOKE OF THE DAY by GQ234.COM
Panku and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody of the child!
The wife jumps up and says, “Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody.”
The judge turns to Panku and asked what he has to say.
Panku: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM and cash comes out, whose cash is it?
THE MACHINE OR MINE?”
THE MACHINE OR MINE?”
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